"All I need is this remote..."

Mister Gato is not only keeping us safe from the dangers of the Internets (by blocking the keyboard), but he's got custody of the remote control, too.

"If you ask me nicely, we could watch the Nature Channel."

As the only other male in an apartment with three females, it's his duty to do this when I'm not around.

Hog the remote, I mean.

Be sure to check out The Modulator's Friday Ark tomorrow, and don't miss the Carnival of the Cats this Sunday, at The Whole Kitten Kaboodle This Blog Is Full of Crap.