When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. - Hunter S. Thompson

14 January 2007

You're probably gonna turn gay, and that's only expected of you.

You could do great things; cure cancer, win multiple academy awards, sell ten million records, become the president of Zimbabwe. But when you completed any of these achievements, the headline in the newspaper the next day would read "Boy Who Swam Next To Alba Did Good."
An open letter to the kid in the background of the Jessica Alba bikini photo (DoubleViking.com.)

Hat tip: Cityrag.

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