When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. - Hunter S. Thompson

09 December 2005

Cat Condo Update

Nanobob Construction, under contract to Lexacor Industries, today announced the start of construction on Quad Cat Towers, a multidollar project designed to bring affordable feline lounging to Red Hook. Project managers predict that construction will be complete by December 16, 2005 and the first residents are expected to start scratching at its doors the same day.
For lovely pictures of Quad Cat Towers in its early developmental phases, see: callalillie: Condo Update.

Callalillie, via Curbed.

Mister Gato picks some lox

No time for catblogging today. I'm going to have to leave the writing of this post to the Irascible One...

Thanks, Papa. Hey, did you know that you can order any kind of smoked fish you'd like over the Internet?

Hmm... it looks like the bank sent you a new credit card while you were away on business...

Gotta go.



Mister Gato, picking some lox.

Oh, dear.

Be sure to check out the Friday Ark at The Modulator for more bloggers' pets from around the world - and don't miss the Carnival of the Cats on Sunday, this week hosted at Quite Early One Morning.

(If you're a catblogger yourself, don't pass up the chance to join Ferdinand T. Cat's "Cat Lovers Community.")

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Oh, the weather outside is frightful...

...but the Chows, and Mister Gato, are so delightful...

Finally back in New York City, having been delayed in Dallas by an ice storm on Wednesday, and having narrowly missed the snowstorm that arrived overnight in NYC. Carrie, who is still in Texas (San Antonio, to be exact - check out her blog for some great Lone Star State pix) is due to fly back to New York today; that ain't looking so good right now, schedule-wise and weather-wise.

Blogging may be light over the next few weeks, as I'm going to be returning to Texas from December 12-22. I'm teaching some ITIL-based Change Management classes to about two hundred new friends...

08 December 2005

Running Out of Steam (David Brooks, New York Times)

It's such a shame that David Brooks's (and John Tierney's) columns are behind the New York Times's ill-conceived TimesSelect firewall. (As long-time subscribers to the Dead Tree edition of the the Times, Carrie and I get our TimesSelect for free.)

Today's Brooks column - "Running Out Of Steam" - is about the intellectual and philosophical crisis facing the conservative movement, and it's a corker.

An excerpt, because I just can't help myself:
First, most of the issues that propelled conservatives to power have been addressed. Modern American conservatism was formed by people who wanted to defeat the Soviet Union, reduce crime, reform welfare, cut taxes, deregulate the economy and reintroduce traditional social values. All those problems are less salient today.

Second, conservatism has been semi-absorbed into the Republican Party. When conservatism was in its most creative phase, there was a sharp distinction between conservatives and Republicans. Conservatives chased ideas, while Republicans were the corporate hacks who sold out. Now that conservative Republicans are in power, that distinction is obliterated.

There are a number of consequences. A lot of the energy that used to go into ideas is now devoted to defending Republican politicians. Many former conservative activists have become Republican lobbyists. (When conservatism was a movement of ideas, it attracted oddballs; now that it's a movement with power, it attracts sleazeballs.)
Running Out of Steam - New York Times (behind TimesSelect firewall)

Google Transit launches

New Yorkers (and the hipper visitors from out of town) already use services like Hopstop to plan their subway and bus excursions from point A to point B, and most major cities already have some kind of online route-planning software, of varying degrees of quality, for their public transportation systems.

It was only a matter of time before someone turned services like these into a Google Maps mashup. And this time it was the Googlers (Googlistas?) themselves who did it.

Introducing Google Transit.

Google Transit not only allows you to search the best route between two given locations, but you can specify time requirements as well ("best route at 8AM," or "I gotta be there by 6PM!") and it will even estimate the total fare (and give you a cost comparison for public transport vs. what it would cost you to drive yourself!)

At the moment, Google Transit only includes information for the city of Portland, Oregon, but that's just a demonstration and proof of concept; I'm morally certain that within a few months, you'll be able to find your way around any major American city you find yourself in.

Say that you need to go from 100 NW Couch St in Portland, Oregon to Hillsboro, Oregon and get there by 8PM. What route should you take, when do you need to leave and how much will it cost you?

Simple... just enter "100 nw couch st, portland to hillsboro, oregon by 8pm" into Google Transit et voila:

google transit trip planner
It'll take you a little over an hour and cost you $1.80
(vs. over $8 if you drove yourself.) You're welcome.


Need directions for Dallas's light rail system (the hotel room I'm blogging from this morning overlooks the St. Paul's stop on the Red Line), or figure out which bus to catch in Baltimore? It's all gonna be on Google Transit soon, I'd wager.

Google Transit (beta, currently has data for Portland, Oregon only)

07 December 2005

What You Can Get for $220,000 - New York Times

The national median price for a house is now $220,000.

What will that buy you in New York City?

My answer would have been "a cardboard box under an overpass."

And then I read this surprising article:

What You Can Get for $220,000 - New York Times

IT workers: become "versatilists"

Within a few years, having a strong technical ability may not be enough to get you a job.

That's the warning coming from Gartner, Inc., an industry analyst firm. Being a specialist in a specific technology, like Linux, Windows or database administration, isn't going to be enough of a calling card in the not-so-distant job market.

''Let's just say it's no longer going to be a question of just having good technical ability -- of having a specialty,'' says Diane Morello vice president of research at Gartner. ''If you're just maintaining a specialization without raising their caliber, it's not going to be enough... Companies will need people who are broader. The people I'm talking about are 'versatilists'.''

Morello says a new Gartner study shows that the job market for IT specialists will shrink by 40 percent by 2010.
Source: Tech Skills Not Enough for a Job in 2010?

While "versatilists" is truly an ugly coinage, the trends I'm seeing in IT agree with the new Gartner study. If you want to stay employable as a geek, you'd better acquire some business skills along with the technical flavor-of-the-month certifications.

Part of the culprit is outsourcing and offshoring, and part is the increasing automation of IT functions. But the bottom line is that you'd better be bringing a good mix of skills to the table - performing a role that can't be easily documented as a cog in a process and then shipped out to a low-wage country with a surplus of degreed engineers.

Rat brains, flying planes

It sounds like science fiction: a brain nurtured in a Petri dish learns to pilot a fighter plane as scientists develop a new breed of "living" computer. But in groundbreaking experiments in a Florida laboratory that is exactly what is happening.

The "brain", grown from 25,000 neural cells extracted from a single rat embryo, has been taught to fly an F-22 jet simulator by scientists at the University of Florida.

They hope their research into neural computation will help them develop sophisticated hybrid computers, with a thinking biological component.

Source: Why this brain flies on rat cunning - The Age (Australia)

Dude. It's the "Rat Thing" from Snow Crash, morphed into a Top Gun pilot.

Neal Stephenson, call your office.




How to stop filesharers from stealing hotel bandwidth (signal15.com)

Geek staying at hotel notices that the "free wireless Internet" sucks. He suspects that someone is running a filesharing program and taking up all the bandwidth.

The geek is a network security analyst, and so he fires up some tools and discovers that "smith-laptop" is running Kazaa (or something like it) and sucking up 1.6 Mbps of the connection...

So he makes a couple of phone calls, and they go a little something like this:
I pick up my cellphone and call the front desk at the hotel and as for Mr. Smith’s room. The lady at the front desk says “Eric Smith?” And I tell her yes. The phone rings, someone picks up, the conversation goes like this:

Me: Eric Smith?

Eric: Uhh, yeah?

Me: My name is Jim Grant, and I’m an investigator with the RIAA. Have you heard of us?

Eric: Uhhhhh….. What does that stand for?

Me: Recording Industry Association of America. We represent several large record companies. In monitoring several p2p filesharing networks, we have found that you Eric, are currently downloading copyrighted material. Are you aware that this is illegal?

Eric: Ummm…. my laptop is off. (At this point, I no longer see him on the network)

Me: We are in the process of filing 18182 lawsuits against people who steal copyrighted music on the internet. We will continue monitoring these networks, and if we see you on them again, you will hear back from us.

Eric: Ok, thanks. Bye.
Nice. Very nice.

How to stop filesharers from stealing hotel bandwidth (signal15.com)

06 December 2005

Kansas Professor Attacked Along Rural Road

LAWRENCE, Kan. - A college professor whose planned course on creationism and intelligent design was canceled after he derided Christian conservatives said he was beaten by two men along a rural road early Monday.

University of Kansas religious studies professor Paul Mirecki said the men referred to the class when they beat him on the head, shoulders and back with their fists, and possibly a metal object, the Lawrence Journal-World reported.

'I didn't know them,' Mirecki said of his assailants, 'but I'm sure they knew me.'
Now that the holy season is upon us once again, it's good to see that the fine citizens of rural Kansas are brimming over with Christian love and goodwill for their fellow man.

Kansas Professor Attacked Along Rural Road - Yahoo! News


See also: Mirecki Treated After Roadside Beating - Lawrence, KS Journal-World

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CBS Offers Free "March Madness" on Demand

Fantastic news for college basketball fans who have moved away from the geographic regions containing the teams they follow:

CBS, the network with locked-up broadcast rights to the NCAA Division I Men's Basketball Tournament until the Apocalypse, announced today that *all* of this year's tournament games are going to be broadcast, for free, over the Internet.
CBS and College Sports Television have teamed up with the NCAA to provide free live video streaming rights for out-of-market game coverage of the NCAA men's basketball tournament.

For the first time, NCAA March Madness on Demand will be offered free of charge. Beginning March 16, 2006, fans will be able to watch live CBS Sports broadcasts of the NCAA tournament from outside their viewing area via NCAAsports.com, the official NCAA Website, produced by CBS SportsLine.com. NCAA March Madness on Demand will be supported by advertising sales.

As a fanatic ACC basketball fan now living in New York City, I just can't tell you how happy this makes me. Good for y'all, CBS.

CBS Offers Free March Madness on Demand - New York Times

What is the sound of one dog laughing?

Researchers at the Spokane County Regional Animal Protection Service in Washington state say sometimes a bark is just a bark — but a long, loud panting sound has real meaning.

They say the long, loud pant is the sound of a dog laughing, and it has a direct impact on the behavior of other dogs.

This is absolutely fascinating news to me - especially as one of my Chow Chows (this one) routinely makes a panting/huffing vocalization that fits this description to five decimal places.

Who knew that she was laughing? Makes perfect sense, though.

ABC News: Sound of Dog's 'Laugh' Calms Other Pooches

RINO Karaoke at "No Credentials"

Rose Nuñez does a beautiful job with this week's RINO Sightings at No Credentials, converting a sampling of this week's posts to a karaoke singalong.

Glad to see you back, Rose!

(Tip for actual karaoke survival: in a non-virtual karaoke bar, when people get drunk enough to start performing duets, e.g. "Islands in the Stream," stay not upon the order of your going but go at once.)

Back in the Big D

Back in Dallas again, for a few days (and then, starting next week, right up until Christmas.)

I would've blogged about my horrific plane ride, but, you see, Blogger had this six-hour outage yesterday...

'Twould be churlish to complain, since Blogger is a free service. And so I'm not complaining, as I'm getting exactly what I'm paying for.

However.

Fans of the Campbell family blogs would do well to bookmark these two URLs:
At the *moment*, they simply point to our Blogger presences.

But they may not for too much longer.

(Oh, the plane? A 737, which is too damned small for a scheduled four-hour flight, oversold and absolutely packed to the gills; by the time I was allowed to board, they had to stow my laptop case in the rear of the plane, behind the toilets, in the space that used to be used for preparing actual meals back when, you know, they served actual food on airplanes. Bad weather with mucho turbulence and strong headwinds that slowed us down and turned it into a *five-hour* flight... at least there were no drunks, or crying babies, or drunken crying babies...)

04 December 2005

The Truth Laid Bear: Ecosystem Changes Unveiled

N.Z. Bear has taken the wraps off the tweaks to the TTLB Ecosystem:

The Truth Laid Bear: Ecosystem Changes Unveiled

The 89th Carnival of the Cats...

is now up, over at When Cats Attack!

Are your papers in order?

Meet John Gilmore. He's a 49 year-old philanthropist who lives in San Francisco, California. Through a lot of hard work (and a little luck), John made his fortune as a programmer and entrepreneur in the software industry. Whereas most people in his position would have moved to a tropical island and lived a life of luxury, John chose to use his fortune to protect and defend the US Constitution.

On the 4th of July 2002, John Gilmore, American citizen, decided to take a trip from one part of the United States of America to another. He went to Oakland International Airport -- ticket in hand -- and was told he had to produce his ID if he wanted to travel. He asked to see the law demanding he show his 'papers' and was told after a time that the law was secret and no, he wouldn't be allowed to read it.

He hasn't flown in his own country since.

[emphasis added - bc]
Oral arguments in the case of Gilmore v. Gonzalez will be heard in the 9th Circuit Court of Appeals on December 8th.

There's quite a bit of good information on the case, and why it's important, at the site that John Gilmore has set up:

PapersPlease.org - Gilmore v. Gonzales

Gilmore is a principled libertarian, not some random crank. He's one of the co-founders, and still sits on the Board of Directors of, the Electronic Frontier Foundation, and was employee #5 at Sun Microsystems; he's also the guy who made the timeless (and highly accurate) observation: "The Net treats censorship as damage and routes around it."

Related:

Wasps Could Replace Bomb, Drug Dogs

Wow, I knew that we had a surplus of Ivy League graduates on our hands, but this is ridiculous:

Wasps Could Replace Bomb, Drug Dogs

03 December 2005

An office politics reading list

A participant on a mailing list I frequent asked for recommendations for good books on understanding the politics of the modern workplace.

I put a fair bit of effort into my answer, and realized that I had inadvertently also written a pretty decent blog post. So in the spirit of maximizing productivity through re-use, here it is.
Here's the best book I've ever read on office politics:

The Way of the Rat: A Survival Guide to Office Politics
Author: Joep Schrijvers
ISBN: 0954282922

However: to understand the cultural anthropology of the modern office, you need to understand anthropology in general, preferably with a smattering of evolutionary psychology thrown into the mix. Human beings have built and designed some wonderful things, ranging from flint arrowheads to Michelangelo's David to the Brooklyn Bridge to particle accelerators, but we're still giant hairless apes with swollen forebrains, and despite our carefully constructed facades, that's still how we act much of the time.

And you'll never see better examples of primate dominance hierarchies than you'll find in most "modern" offices.

Thus, I recommend:

The Naked Ape : A Zoologist's Study of the Human Animal
(Good general introduction to practical anthropology)
Author: Desmond Morris
ISBN: 0385334303

The Moral Animal: Why We Are the Way We Are
(Good general introduction to evolutionary psychology)
Author: Steven Pinker
ISBN: 0679763996

And for more general background:

Office Space
(Motion picture, 1999; director, Mike Judge)

Time allowing, it's also not a bad idea to brush up on your Von Clausewitz, Machiavelli and Sun Tzu. A little dose of Hobbes and Kant wouldn't hurt either.
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