Q: Should I be worried about this red bump on my arm?A: You should be more worried about the lump on your kidney.
Q: My wife suggested that I get this new haircut, how does it look?A: It's fine -- but what's up with the pedicure?
Q: Where's Waldo?A: We're still looking, but you can trust that we're following up on many excellent leads.
Q: I'm interviewing with AT&T, can you put in a good word for me?A: Already taken care of.
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. - Hunter S. Thompson
19 May 2006
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