Dear NSA

Have a question? Just ask!

Q: Should I be worried about this red bump on my arm?

A: You should be more worried about the lump on your kidney.

Q: My wife suggested that I get this new haircut, how does it look?

A: It's fine -- but what's up with the pedicure?

Q: Where's Waldo?

A: We're still looking, but you can trust that we're following up on many excellent leads.

Q: I'm interviewing with AT&T, can you put in a good word for me?

A: Already taken care of.

Dear NSA.com