Come and think, have a drinkDamn, if I could only figure out a way to turn a minor talent for doggerel into a paying gig.
In a world of pure rationalization
It's not odd, there's no God,
But there's Scotch enough for a small nation
Just for spite, trash the Right,
And their blind insistence on Creation
Warn the world, as we're whirled,
Into spheres of Islamification
You will never view Paradise
It's a snare and a delusion
Only adding to confusion
Want to change the world? God's an illusion.
God's not great, so berate
Both fanatics and moderate believers
We've no use for a truce
Just rhetorical checkmate.
If you want to view Paradise
There is nothing like polemic
No matter how you pray or hymn it
Our derision... is systemic...
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. - Hunter S. Thompson
22 June 2007
The Hitchens Post
Verses inspired by Gawker's brilliant Wonka-referencing tag for posts on atheism, "Everlasting Godstoppers," and Hitch's latest runaway bestseller: