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There are so many mice in one Florida county courthouse that they've been seen falling from ceiling tiles.

One judge at the Palm Beach County Courthouse calls it an infestation. Some staffers say they check their handbags for stowaways before leaving the building each day.

Court employees and lawyers say the rodents scuttle down corridors, munch legal papers and scratch behind the walls. Last week, one mouse ran around a courtroom floor for an hour during a burglary trial.

The courthouse facilities manager says he's put out a few dozen traps to capture the rodents. He says he's not sure there has been an uptick in mice lately but says they're getting more press than they deserve.

AP: Mice overrun Florida courthouse, fall from ceiling

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The very chi-chi restaurant just down the block from us has a little problem:

I had the privilege of dining at the Waverly Inn on Monday night. Although we were seated in the back dining room with the common folk, I thoroughly enjoyed the experience, well, mostly. We were seated right next to the fire and I couldn't help but notice over the course of the night that a few mice scurried back and forth along the floor boards.

Waverly Inn Has Mice (Eater, February 27, 2007)

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