Some of the rodents at the Waverly Inn are bipeds

"I would not take another meal in that celebrity hellhole again if Graydon Carter had Heidi Klum feed it to me herself. "

Have Gat(o), will travel

The very chi-chi restaurant just down the block from us has a little problem:

I had the privilege of dining at the Waverly Inn on Monday night. Although we were seated in the back dining room with the common folk, I thoroughly enjoyed the experience, well, mostly. We were seated right next to the fire and I couldn't help but notice over the course of the night that a few mice scurried back and forth along the floor boards.

Waverly Inn Has Mice (Eater, February 27, 2007)

Graydon, bubelah... call us.

Fees negotiable.