...and then the cat eats you. So just don't pass out.

Overheard In New York is a new favorite site of ours... documenting snippets of overhead conversation and public interactions in NYC.

A few recent gems:

Man: ...I'm saying, you've passed out, and then the cat eats you. So just don't pass out.
--1 Train

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Scientologist: Ma'am, are you interested in taking a free stress test?
Woman: Hell no. I don't need no freako to tell me I'm stressed. I already know that.
-- Union Square station

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Dude #1: I want a new printer but they're too expensive.
Dude #2: Yeah, I know what you mean. I want to find a good cheap one.
Homeless busybody: Cheap?! That's why you're a fucking Jew!
Dude #2: Actually I'm not Jewish, but I'm glad you're homeless!
--W. 4th St.

See also: Overheard In The Office.