Go See The Mad Ape Den

At the Mad Ape Den you say the lil' gab. It is so A-OK. We all dig The Den.

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We are a few who are apt to gab in an odd way. If you can not say it as we do, do not say it at all. Any bit fit to say is fit to say in Mad Ape Den.

(Oh, yes, a FAQ for you, too.)

My gal and I say go, go, go.

We try the Mad Ape gab in our own hut and did pen our own ode:

"I am not to be an ass of job for you"

I am not to be an ass of job for you.
I am a big oaf but I say ow ow ow
And yet I yen for you to bed me
I am not to be an ass of job for you
I go for a big way, my toe is all ow ow ow
And yet I yen for you to bed me

I got no E.D.
Am I not an S.O.B.?
I got the do-re-mi.
I can see O.K.

I am not to be an ass of job for you.
We go to my hut, dim out the sun.
Din on the FM set
Hey, I ask you, gal, to bed me.

I got no E.D.
Am I not an S.O.B?
I got the do-re-mi.
I can see O.K.

Oh, lil' sis,
not bad to the eye, not bad to the eye,
not bad to the eye, not bad to the eye, gal.
You are not bad to the eye, not bad to the eye, gal.
Lil' gal, let me bed you, O.K.?

You can put me out
On the way
Put me out
And not one bit on my toe
Put me out, put me out, put me out
Of all my sad ow ow ow.

All the ill of you
I can eat it up
Put it all on me
I can let it go.
One bit I do not get, gal
You say to me I am not the lad for you

I got no E.D.
Am I not an S.O.B? ooh, gal
I am a bad, bad boy.
I got the do-re-mi, and I yen for you,
ooh, ooh, I beg of you.

I am not to be an ass of job for you.
I am not to be an ass of job for you.
Not, not, not, not, not, not to be.

I do not ask for an ass of job.
I ask for no one to be my mom
I ask for no R.N.
Not, not, not, not, not, not to be.