Kindly refrain from Xeroxing your ass

With the office Christmas party right around the corner, some helpful advice from Canon: after you'd had a few, don't get naked and hop up on the office copier for a little xerographic souvenir:

Photocopier supplier Canon is warning customers to take better care of their office equipment during the Christmas period, claiming that the festive season traditionally leads to a 25 percent hike in service calls due to incidents such as the classic backside copying prank.

Such a stunt, a mainstay of the office party, often results in cracked glass on the copier, with 32 percent of Canon technicians claiming to have been called out to fix glass plates during the Christmas period after attempts to copy body parts went wrong.

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