Secretary: What are you doing for Thanksgiving?
Nurse: My husband and I are going to North Carolina to visit his family. Why? What are you doing? Do you want to come with us?
Secretary: No. I can't. I don't have a passport.
--NYU Cancer Center
Overheard by: Destiny Traphofner
via Overheard in New York, Mar 27, 2009
Hat tip: Tarus