When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. - Hunter S. Thompson

16 August 2007

Obituary euphemisms

From this week's edition of the Popbitch newsletter:
Obituary euphemisms
"Free spirit" - unemployable
"Vivacious" - drunk (female)
"A character" - drunk (male)
"Fun loving" - drank more than worked
"Down to earth" - born working class
"Utterly carefree" - senile

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