Ah, Google Ads

I have not been wildly successful in my attempt to monetize enrevanche, but the Amazon and Google Ads do bring in a few bucks on a pretty steady basis.

Saw a Google Ad at the top of the page this morning when I loaded up the browser.

"Dead? How Come?"

It was for a malpractice and personal injury attorney, apparently.

Life is a condition with a 100% mortality rate, as far as we know.

The brotherhood of urban myopics

I Found a Roach in a Baguette There One Time. True Story.

Man: Jesus, I need glasses.
Woman: How come?
Man: That sign, 'Hot and Crusty.' A couple of blocks ago it looked like 'Hat and Cruelty.' I know this is New York, but that just had to be wrong.

--89th & Broadway

via Overheard in New York, May 7, 2007

Flashback

Then Why Are You Wearing a Tuxedo, Mr. Penguin?

Teen #1 looking up at a tree with wonder: My god... I am so high.
Teen #2: We only smoked like five joints today.
Suit passerby: It's still morning, guys.

--Central Park

via Overheard in New York, Feb 9, 2007

These days, though, I'm the suit passing by.