Then Why Are You Wearing a Tuxedo, Mr. Penguin?These days, though, I'm the suit passing by.
Teen #1 looking up at a tree with wonder: My god... I am so high.via Overheard in New York, Feb 9, 2007
Teen #2: We only smoked like five joints today.
Suit passerby: It's still morning, guys.
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. - Hunter S. Thompson