"What I've Learned: Jack Bauer" - Esquire, via MSN
If you have to trust someone, make it a quirky computer genius.
Always carry at least one spare fully charged cell-phone battery.
If the president of the United States ever orders you to shoot your boss in the head at point-blank range in cold blood, take a deep breath, ask God to forgive you, and just do it.
Hat tip: Rachel