Declare yourself

Malin and Goetz, a Manhattan "apothecary and lab" that produces customized cosmetics, invites you (in their front window display) to choose your skin type:



The complete list of choices: (obscured somewhat by glare and shadow at the top)

• democrat
• republican
• independent
• royalist
• straight
• gay
• confused
• maverick
• protagonist
• old
• young
• bon vivant
• curmudgeon
• dog lover
• cat lover
• moose lover
• urban
• sub-urban
• rural
• joe plumber
• joseph ex-banker
• none of the above
• all of the above

I'm guessing that you are supposed to pick more than one. I hope so, anyway - while I am far from "all of the above" a bunch of those apply to me.