When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. - Hunter S. Thompson

30 November 2008

Declare yourself

Malin and Goetz, a Manhattan "apothecary and lab" that produces customized cosmetics, invites you (in their front window display) to choose your skin type:


The complete list of choices: (obscured somewhat by glare and shadow at the top)
  • democrat
  • republican
  • independent
  • royalist
  • straight
  • gay
  • confused
  • maverick
  • protagonist
  • old
  • young
  • bon vivant
  • curmudgeon
  • dog lover
  • cat lover
  • moose lover
  • urban
  • sub-urban
  • rural
  • joe plumber
  • joseph ex-banker
  • none of the above
  • all of the above
I'm guessing that you are supposed to pick more than one. I hope so, anyway - while I am far from "all of the above" a bunch of those apply to me.

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