When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. - Hunter S. Thompson

09 December 2005

iTunes Signature Maker (Jason Freeman)

Here's one of the coolest Java applets I've seen in a long time. The iTunes Signature Maker analyzes your iTunes music library, and creates a personalized sonic "signature" for you based on your favorite music.

Here's how creator Jason Freeman describes it:
People often ask me what music I listen to, and I find it difficult to describe my enormous music collection in just a few sentences. So I created iTSM to answer in sound a question I cannot answer in words.

iTSM selects a small number of your "favorite" tracks based on some simple selection criteria, such as the number of times you have played them or the rating you have assigned them. Then it analyzes the audio content of these files, combining a small bit of each of them to create the signature.

Maybe you'll load your iTunes signature onto your iPod, e-mail it to some friends, share it in our signature gallery, or stick it on your home page. Maybe it will help you gauge your compatibility with your next blind date: "She seems nice enough, but her iTunes signature is just so atonal! Should I go with my heart or with my ear?" Or maybe an iTunes signature will figure prominently into a political attack ad: "If you're mad at him for raising your taxes, polluting our environment, and cutting the education budget, just wait until you hear the music he listens to…"
Since Carrie and I share the same iTunes music library (about 10,000 songs now) this is a composite musical signature generated by ITSM. It's about a minute and forty-five seconds long, in MP3 format (96 bps):

Barry and Carrie's iTunes Signature (MP3 download, 1.14 MB)

Cat Condo Update

Nanobob Construction, under contract to Lexacor Industries, today announced the start of construction on Quad Cat Towers, a multidollar project designed to bring affordable feline lounging to Red Hook. Project managers predict that construction will be complete by December 16, 2005 and the first residents are expected to start scratching at its doors the same day.
For lovely pictures of Quad Cat Towers in its early developmental phases, see: callalillie: Condo Update.

Callalillie, via Curbed.

Mister Gato picks some lox

No time for catblogging today. I'm going to have to leave the writing of this post to the Irascible One...

Thanks, Papa. Hey, did you know that you can order any kind of smoked fish you'd like over the Internet?

Hmm... it looks like the bank sent you a new credit card while you were away on business...

Gotta go.



Mister Gato, picking some lox.

Oh, dear.

Be sure to check out the Friday Ark at The Modulator for more bloggers' pets from around the world - and don't miss the Carnival of the Cats on Sunday, this week hosted at Quite Early One Morning.

(If you're a catblogger yourself, don't pass up the chance to join Ferdinand T. Cat's "Cat Lovers Community.")

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Oh, the weather outside is frightful...

...but the Chows, and Mister Gato, are so delightful...

Finally back in New York City, having been delayed in Dallas by an ice storm on Wednesday, and having narrowly missed the snowstorm that arrived overnight in NYC. Carrie, who is still in Texas (San Antonio, to be exact - check out her blog for some great Lone Star State pix) is due to fly back to New York today; that ain't looking so good right now, schedule-wise and weather-wise.

Blogging may be light over the next few weeks, as I'm going to be returning to Texas from December 12-22. I'm teaching some ITIL-based Change Management classes to about two hundred new friends...

08 December 2005

Running Out of Steam (David Brooks, New York Times)

It's such a shame that David Brooks's (and John Tierney's) columns are behind the New York Times's ill-conceived TimesSelect firewall. (As long-time subscribers to the Dead Tree edition of the the Times, Carrie and I get our TimesSelect for free.)

Today's Brooks column - "Running Out Of Steam" - is about the intellectual and philosophical crisis facing the conservative movement, and it's a corker.

An excerpt, because I just can't help myself:
First, most of the issues that propelled conservatives to power have been addressed. Modern American conservatism was formed by people who wanted to defeat the Soviet Union, reduce crime, reform welfare, cut taxes, deregulate the economy and reintroduce traditional social values. All those problems are less salient today.

Second, conservatism has been semi-absorbed into the Republican Party. When conservatism was in its most creative phase, there was a sharp distinction between conservatives and Republicans. Conservatives chased ideas, while Republicans were the corporate hacks who sold out. Now that conservative Republicans are in power, that distinction is obliterated.

There are a number of consequences. A lot of the energy that used to go into ideas is now devoted to defending Republican politicians. Many former conservative activists have become Republican lobbyists. (When conservatism was a movement of ideas, it attracted oddballs; now that it's a movement with power, it attracts sleazeballs.)
Running Out of Steam - New York Times (behind TimesSelect firewall)

Google Transit launches

New Yorkers (and the hipper visitors from out of town) already use services like Hopstop to plan their subway and bus excursions from point A to point B, and most major cities already have some kind of online route-planning software, of varying degrees of quality, for their public transportation systems.

It was only a matter of time before someone turned services like these into a Google Maps mashup. And this time it was the Googlers (Googlistas?) themselves who did it.

Introducing Google Transit.

Google Transit not only allows you to search the best route between two given locations, but you can specify time requirements as well ("best route at 8AM," or "I gotta be there by 6PM!") and it will even estimate the total fare (and give you a cost comparison for public transport vs. what it would cost you to drive yourself!)

At the moment, Google Transit only includes information for the city of Portland, Oregon, but that's just a demonstration and proof of concept; I'm morally certain that within a few months, you'll be able to find your way around any major American city you find yourself in.

Say that you need to go from 100 NW Couch St in Portland, Oregon to Hillsboro, Oregon and get there by 8PM. What route should you take, when do you need to leave and how much will it cost you?

Simple... just enter "100 nw couch st, portland to hillsboro, oregon by 8pm" into Google Transit et voila:

google transit trip planner
It'll take you a little over an hour and cost you $1.80
(vs. over $8 if you drove yourself.) You're welcome.


Need directions for Dallas's light rail system (the hotel room I'm blogging from this morning overlooks the St. Paul's stop on the Red Line), or figure out which bus to catch in Baltimore? It's all gonna be on Google Transit soon, I'd wager.

Google Transit (beta, currently has data for Portland, Oregon only)

07 December 2005

What You Can Get for $220,000 - New York Times

The national median price for a house is now $220,000.

What will that buy you in New York City?

My answer would have been "a cardboard box under an overpass."

And then I read this surprising article:

What You Can Get for $220,000 - New York Times

IT workers: become "versatilists"

Within a few years, having a strong technical ability may not be enough to get you a job.

That's the warning coming from Gartner, Inc., an industry analyst firm. Being a specialist in a specific technology, like Linux, Windows or database administration, isn't going to be enough of a calling card in the not-so-distant job market.

''Let's just say it's no longer going to be a question of just having good technical ability -- of having a specialty,'' says Diane Morello vice president of research at Gartner. ''If you're just maintaining a specialization without raising their caliber, it's not going to be enough... Companies will need people who are broader. The people I'm talking about are 'versatilists'.''

Morello says a new Gartner study shows that the job market for IT specialists will shrink by 40 percent by 2010.
Source: Tech Skills Not Enough for a Job in 2010?

While "versatilists" is truly an ugly coinage, the trends I'm seeing in IT agree with the new Gartner study. If you want to stay employable as a geek, you'd better acquire some business skills along with the technical flavor-of-the-month certifications.

Part of the culprit is outsourcing and offshoring, and part is the increasing automation of IT functions. But the bottom line is that you'd better be bringing a good mix of skills to the table - performing a role that can't be easily documented as a cog in a process and then shipped out to a low-wage country with a surplus of degreed engineers.

Rat brains, flying planes

It sounds like science fiction: a brain nurtured in a Petri dish learns to pilot a fighter plane as scientists develop a new breed of "living" computer. But in groundbreaking experiments in a Florida laboratory that is exactly what is happening.

The "brain", grown from 25,000 neural cells extracted from a single rat embryo, has been taught to fly an F-22 jet simulator by scientists at the University of Florida.

They hope their research into neural computation will help them develop sophisticated hybrid computers, with a thinking biological component.

Source: Why this brain flies on rat cunning - The Age (Australia)

Dude. It's the "Rat Thing" from Snow Crash, morphed into a Top Gun pilot.

Neal Stephenson, call your office.




How to stop filesharers from stealing hotel bandwidth (signal15.com)

Geek staying at hotel notices that the "free wireless Internet" sucks. He suspects that someone is running a filesharing program and taking up all the bandwidth.

The geek is a network security analyst, and so he fires up some tools and discovers that "smith-laptop" is running Kazaa (or something like it) and sucking up 1.6 Mbps of the connection...

So he makes a couple of phone calls, and they go a little something like this:
I pick up my cellphone and call the front desk at the hotel and as for Mr. Smith’s room. The lady at the front desk says “Eric Smith?” And I tell her yes. The phone rings, someone picks up, the conversation goes like this:

Me: Eric Smith?

Eric: Uhh, yeah?

Me: My name is Jim Grant, and I’m an investigator with the RIAA. Have you heard of us?

Eric: Uhhhhh….. What does that stand for?

Me: Recording Industry Association of America. We represent several large record companies. In monitoring several p2p filesharing networks, we have found that you Eric, are currently downloading copyrighted material. Are you aware that this is illegal?

Eric: Ummm…. my laptop is off. (At this point, I no longer see him on the network)

Me: We are in the process of filing 18182 lawsuits against people who steal copyrighted music on the internet. We will continue monitoring these networks, and if we see you on them again, you will hear back from us.

Eric: Ok, thanks. Bye.
Nice. Very nice.

How to stop filesharers from stealing hotel bandwidth (signal15.com)

06 December 2005

Kansas Professor Attacked Along Rural Road

LAWRENCE, Kan. - A college professor whose planned course on creationism and intelligent design was canceled after he derided Christian conservatives said he was beaten by two men along a rural road early Monday.

University of Kansas religious studies professor Paul Mirecki said the men referred to the class when they beat him on the head, shoulders and back with their fists, and possibly a metal object, the Lawrence Journal-World reported.

'I didn't know them,' Mirecki said of his assailants, 'but I'm sure they knew me.'
Now that the holy season is upon us once again, it's good to see that the fine citizens of rural Kansas are brimming over with Christian love and goodwill for their fellow man.

Kansas Professor Attacked Along Rural Road - Yahoo! News


See also: Mirecki Treated After Roadside Beating - Lawrence, KS Journal-World

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CBS Offers Free "March Madness" on Demand

Fantastic news for college basketball fans who have moved away from the geographic regions containing the teams they follow:

CBS, the network with locked-up broadcast rights to the NCAA Division I Men's Basketball Tournament until the Apocalypse, announced today that *all* of this year's tournament games are going to be broadcast, for free, over the Internet.
CBS and College Sports Television have teamed up with the NCAA to provide free live video streaming rights for out-of-market game coverage of the NCAA men's basketball tournament.

For the first time, NCAA March Madness on Demand will be offered free of charge. Beginning March 16, 2006, fans will be able to watch live CBS Sports broadcasts of the NCAA tournament from outside their viewing area via NCAAsports.com, the official NCAA Website, produced by CBS SportsLine.com. NCAA March Madness on Demand will be supported by advertising sales.

As a fanatic ACC basketball fan now living in New York City, I just can't tell you how happy this makes me. Good for y'all, CBS.

CBS Offers Free March Madness on Demand - New York Times

What is the sound of one dog laughing?

Researchers at the Spokane County Regional Animal Protection Service in Washington state say sometimes a bark is just a bark — but a long, loud panting sound has real meaning.

They say the long, loud pant is the sound of a dog laughing, and it has a direct impact on the behavior of other dogs.

This is absolutely fascinating news to me - especially as one of my Chow Chows (this one) routinely makes a panting/huffing vocalization that fits this description to five decimal places.

Who knew that she was laughing? Makes perfect sense, though.

ABC News: Sound of Dog's 'Laugh' Calms Other Pooches

RINO Karaoke at "No Credentials"

Rose Nuñez does a beautiful job with this week's RINO Sightings at No Credentials, converting a sampling of this week's posts to a karaoke singalong.

Glad to see you back, Rose!

(Tip for actual karaoke survival: in a non-virtual karaoke bar, when people get drunk enough to start performing duets, e.g. "Islands in the Stream," stay not upon the order of your going but go at once.)

Back in the Big D

Back in Dallas again, for a few days (and then, starting next week, right up until Christmas.)

I would've blogged about my horrific plane ride, but, you see, Blogger had this six-hour outage yesterday...

'Twould be churlish to complain, since Blogger is a free service. And so I'm not complaining, as I'm getting exactly what I'm paying for.

However.

Fans of the Campbell family blogs would do well to bookmark these two URLs:
At the *moment*, they simply point to our Blogger presences.

But they may not for too much longer.

(Oh, the plane? A 737, which is too damned small for a scheduled four-hour flight, oversold and absolutely packed to the gills; by the time I was allowed to board, they had to stow my laptop case in the rear of the plane, behind the toilets, in the space that used to be used for preparing actual meals back when, you know, they served actual food on airplanes. Bad weather with mucho turbulence and strong headwinds that slowed us down and turned it into a *five-hour* flight... at least there were no drunks, or crying babies, or drunken crying babies...)

04 December 2005

The Truth Laid Bear: Ecosystem Changes Unveiled

N.Z. Bear has taken the wraps off the tweaks to the TTLB Ecosystem:

The Truth Laid Bear: Ecosystem Changes Unveiled

The 89th Carnival of the Cats...

is now up, over at When Cats Attack!

Are your papers in order?

Meet John Gilmore. He's a 49 year-old philanthropist who lives in San Francisco, California. Through a lot of hard work (and a little luck), John made his fortune as a programmer and entrepreneur in the software industry. Whereas most people in his position would have moved to a tropical island and lived a life of luxury, John chose to use his fortune to protect and defend the US Constitution.

On the 4th of July 2002, John Gilmore, American citizen, decided to take a trip from one part of the United States of America to another. He went to Oakland International Airport -- ticket in hand -- and was told he had to produce his ID if he wanted to travel. He asked to see the law demanding he show his 'papers' and was told after a time that the law was secret and no, he wouldn't be allowed to read it.

He hasn't flown in his own country since.

[emphasis added - bc]
Oral arguments in the case of Gilmore v. Gonzalez will be heard in the 9th Circuit Court of Appeals on December 8th.

There's quite a bit of good information on the case, and why it's important, at the site that John Gilmore has set up:

PapersPlease.org - Gilmore v. Gonzales

Gilmore is a principled libertarian, not some random crank. He's one of the co-founders, and still sits on the Board of Directors of, the Electronic Frontier Foundation, and was employee #5 at Sun Microsystems; he's also the guy who made the timeless (and highly accurate) observation: "The Net treats censorship as damage and routes around it."

Related:

Wasps Could Replace Bomb, Drug Dogs

Wow, I knew that we had a surplus of Ivy League graduates on our hands, but this is ridiculous:

Wasps Could Replace Bomb, Drug Dogs

03 December 2005

An office politics reading list

A participant on a mailing list I frequent asked for recommendations for good books on understanding the politics of the modern workplace.

I put a fair bit of effort into my answer, and realized that I had inadvertently also written a pretty decent blog post. So in the spirit of maximizing productivity through re-use, here it is.
Here's the best book I've ever read on office politics:

The Way of the Rat: A Survival Guide to Office Politics
Author: Joep Schrijvers
ISBN: 0954282922

However: to understand the cultural anthropology of the modern office, you need to understand anthropology in general, preferably with a smattering of evolutionary psychology thrown into the mix. Human beings have built and designed some wonderful things, ranging from flint arrowheads to Michelangelo's David to the Brooklyn Bridge to particle accelerators, but we're still giant hairless apes with swollen forebrains, and despite our carefully constructed facades, that's still how we act much of the time.

And you'll never see better examples of primate dominance hierarchies than you'll find in most "modern" offices.

Thus, I recommend:

The Naked Ape : A Zoologist's Study of the Human Animal
(Good general introduction to practical anthropology)
Author: Desmond Morris
ISBN: 0385334303

The Moral Animal: Why We Are the Way We Are
(Good general introduction to evolutionary psychology)
Author: Steven Pinker
ISBN: 0679763996

And for more general background:

Office Space
(Motion picture, 1999; director, Mike Judge)

Time allowing, it's also not a bad idea to brush up on your Von Clausewitz, Machiavelli and Sun Tzu. A little dose of Hobbes and Kant wouldn't hurt either.
Related:

PCWorld.com - The 100 Best Products of 2005

PCWorld Magazine just published their "100 Best Products" list for 2005.

The top ten:
  1. Mozilla Firefox Web Browser
  2. Google Gmail Web Mail
  3. Apple Mac OS X Version 10.4 (Tiger) Operating System
  4. Belkin Wireless Pre-N Router and Notebook Network Card Wireless Networking
  5. Dell Ultrasharp 2405FPW 24-Inch Wide-Screen LCD
  6. Alienware Aurora 5500 Performance PC
  7. Seagate USB 2.0 Pocket Drive Portable Hard Drive
  8. Skype VoIP Service
  9. Canon EOS Digital Rebel XT Digital SLR Camera
  10. PalmOne Treo 650 PDA Phone
PCWorld.com - The 100 Best Products of 2005

Merriam-Wiki

Merriam-Webster, home of arguably the best free online dictionary and thesaurus in American English, has opened up a site for all you amateur lexicographers out there: The Open Dictionary.
Welcome to Merriam-Webster's Open Dictionary where you can 1) submit and share entries that aren't already in our Online Dictionary, and 2) browse entries submitted by other members of the Merriam-Webster Online community.
It's not precisely a wiki, of course, but it's open-participation, so it's pretty close. This should be interesting.

Merriam-Webster's Open Dictionary

FBI Plants Fake Candidate in W.Va. Race

Thomas Esposito's campaign for the Legislature seemed to be following the usual pattern. The longtime Democratic mayor issued press releases, raised money and bought newspaper ads. Signs bearing his name popped up in yards around rural Logan County.

But less than a month before the May 2004 primary election, Esposito dropped out, saying he had to withdraw because of his ailing mother-in-law.

The real reason surfaced only later: The FBI had planted Esposito among the field of candidates to help find evidence of vote-buying in southern West Virginia.
FBI Plants Fake Candidate in W.Va. Race (AP, via Yahoo! News)

02 December 2005

Schneier: Airline Security a Waste of Cash

Security maven Bruce Schneier, writing about airline security in Wired News:
Exactly two things have made airline travel safer since 9/11: reinforcement of cockpit doors, and passengers who now know that they may have to fight back. Everything else -- Secure Flight and Trusted Traveler included -- is security theater. We would all be a lot safer if, instead, we implemented enhanced baggage security -- both ensuring that a passenger's bags don't fly unless he does, and explosives screening for all baggage -- as well as background checks and increased screening for airport employees.

Then we could take all the money we save and apply it to intelligence, investigation and emergency response. These are security measures that pay dividends regardless of what the terrorists are planning next, whether it's the movie plot threat of the moment, or something entirely different.
Preach.

Wired News: Airline Security a Waste of Cash

Related:

My life in the splinter group

I am a member of a splinter group, and I'm madder than hell.

No, not a fringe political or religious organization.

Our hardwood floors are of roughly the same vintage as the rest of our apartment building, which was built at the turn of the 20th century. And they're in pretty bad shape.

My membership in the "splinter group" is hard-won. Though we have some ancient rugs down in various parts of the apartment, there's enough exposed, splintery floor around (mostly in the living room) that you want to be really, really careful when baring your soles.

After pulling the latest monster chunk of wood out of my foot over the weekend, I finally had enough, and put my design consultant on the job.

We're going to put down industrial rubber mats on the kitchen floor--and in the living room, modular carpet tiles in some kind of attractive, funky color pattern.

New Audacity versions released

Attention, podcasters and audio geeks. The excellent free, open-source program Audacity has two new versions - a stable release version and a beta with loads of new features:
Audacity 1.2.4 is a new stable version of Audacity, the free audio editor. It includes a couple of bug fixes and minor improvements and is recommended for all users. Audacity 1.3.0 is a beta release that contains hundreds of new features, but this version is unfinished and unstable, and is recommended primarily for advanced users. You can install both Audacity 1.2 and 1.3 simultaneously.
Audacity (at SourceForge.net)

Stowaway cat arrives home from France

Emily vanished from her Appleton [Wisconsin] home in late September. She apparently wandered into a nearby paper company's distribution center and crawled into a container of paper bales.

The container went by truck to Chicago and by ship to Belgium before the cat was found October 24 at Raflatac, a laminating company in Nancy, France. Workers there used her tags to phone her veterinarian...
After clearing a one-month quarantine, Emily the Cat flew home--business class--courtesy of Continental Airlines. She turned up her nose at the in-flight dinner on offer (a peppered salmon filet) in favor of the French cat food she had become accustomed to.

I feel just the same way about airline food. Hell, I'd rather eat cat food myself than most of the airline meals I've been offered lately.

CNN.com - Stowaway cat arrives home from France

My man Bill

I am a devoted weekday reader of the Wall Street Journal, but I haven't gotten into the habit of reading it on weekends, despite their aggressively hyped recent launch of a weekend edition.

So I am just now--thanks to Reason Magazine's "Hit and Run" blog--seeing this November 12th interview with William F. Buckley (via OpinionJournal.com, so the link will work for everyone whether you subscribe to WSJ or not.)

These are interesting and dangerous times for conservatives.

Once upon a time, being anti-Communist was enough to bring you into the Big Tent of the conservative movement. But as conservatives have achieved near-total ideological victory in American politics, and since old-style Soviet Communism has for the most part withered and died on the vine (yes, I know, China - but they're looking less Communist, though not less authoritarian, every day) the fragile coalition of pro-business conservatives, defense hawks, libertarians and social conservatives that united to form "the conservative movement" is starting to fray badly around the edges.

A few interesting observations by WFB:
Does he believe the war on terror to be the same kind of "long twilight struggle" as the Cold War? "Well," he says, "it lacks the formal face. It's detached from national dimensions. As such, it legitimately inquires into two things. No. 1: To what extent does this society elect to fight it? Because if it doesn't care that much about it then to hell with it. No. 2: Is this society pliant enough to come up with a formula to defend itself that nevertheless acknowledges the ancient restrictions on ideas? If I'm correct, there hasn't been an act of terrorism in the U.S. for four years, and that bespeaks not the absence of will by terrorists to damage but a lack of resources. How much of that is owing to their own institutions or to a sense that resistance is here remains to be seen."

This last is a glancing way of referring to the U.S. enterprise in Iraq, which Mr. Buckley calls "anything but conservative." "Conservatism," he says, "except when it is expressed as pure idealism, takes into account reality, and the reality of the situation is that missions abroad to effect regime change in countries without a bill of rights or democratic tradition are terribly arduous. This isn't to say that the war is wrong, or that history will judge it to be wrong. But it is absolutely to say that conservatism implies a certain submission to reality; and this war has an unrealistic frank and is being conscripted by events."
Old School (Wall Street Journal Weekend) - Nov 12, 2005

Hat tip: Hit and Run

Chapomatic: The next major Iraq War scandal

In a courageous act of investigative journalism, Chapomatic uncovers the next big scandal to come out of Iraq:
Administration officials anonymously confirm that little-known squads of men attached to the Department of Defense have been using weapons that shoot projectiles with extremely toxic chemical characteristics, and a form of burning chemical accelerant that is known to kill. Internet photos discovered by Chapomatic reporters have shown gruesome post-Falluja video evidence of persons in civilian clothes grievously injured or even killed by the sheer velocity of the projectile, even before the poisonous lead-based projectile has had a chance to take chemical effect.
The horror.

Chapomatic >> Major scandal about to blow

01 December 2005

The incredible disappearing Gato

Cats have a reputation as curious creatures, and Mister Gato is certainly curious.

And busy.

In this series of photographs, Gato helps us put away the clean laundry.

Dresser Drawer 001
An open drawer! I must investigate.

Dresser Drawer 002
There's something back there. I'm going in.

Dresser Drawer 003
Papa, I think I found a missing sock.

Dresser Drawer 006
(sigh) I'll just perch here for a little while.

Be sure to check out the Friday Ark at The Modulator for more bloggers' pets from around the world - and don't miss the Carnival of the Cats on Sunday, this week hosted at When Cats Attack.

(If you're a catblogger yourself, don't pass up the chance to join Ferdinand T. Cat's "Cat Lovers Community.")

And add yourself to our Frappr map, won't you?

Check out our Frappr!

Blog Software Smackdown

Over at Sitepoint, web developer and blogger Vinnie Garcia reviews three of the most popular standalone blogging packages: Movable Type, WordPress, and one which has been intriguing me mightily of late, Textpattern.

If you're considering a move away from a hosted blogging service (TypePad, Blogger, LiveJournal) you'll want to check this article out.

(I've had enrevanche.com registered for some time now, but haven't had time to implement a new site.)

Blog Software Smackdown (Sitepoint)

Skype 2.0 Beta released

Skype has just released Skype 2.0 beta, a shiny new version of the incredibly popular "free phone calls over-the-Internet" application. There are lots of little tweaks, including a much cleaner interface, and one Big New Feature: video calling.

skype
Clean new interface.

The eminently quotable Walt Mossberg, writing about the Skype 2 beta in today's Wall Street Journal (subscription required) concludes:
Skype has escaped from its niche and is heading for the mainstream. You might want to give it a try.
The Skype 2.0 beta is available for Windows machines only, but will be on other platforms soon.

(I'm user "enrevanche" at Skype, by the way, if anyone wants to chat.)

Skype 2.0 beta (download link)

CIA Realizes It's Been Using Black Highlighters All These Years (The Onion)

This explains a lot.
A report released Tuesday by the CIA's Office of the Inspector General revealed that the CIA has mistakenly obscured hundreds of thousands of pages of critical intelligence information with black highlighters.

According to the report, sections of the documents— "almost invariably the most crucial passages"—are marred by an indelible black ink that renders the lines impossible to read, due to a top-secret highlighting policy that began at the agency's inception in 1947.
CIA Realizes It's Been Using Black Highlighters All These Years (The Onion)

Hat tip: enrevanche reader and pal Greg.

yoco: College Basketball

Now that we're solidly into the preseason, I again call your attention to Yoni Cohen's excellent "yoco: College Basketball" blog.

Yoni covers NCAA Division I men's basketball like nobody else. While there are plenty of worthy team blogs, and even conference blogs, nobody covers college basketball at a national level like Yoni.

In fact, Yoni is the Dick Vitale of the blogosphere, except that you can understand him when he talks without consulting a dictionary.

vitale
Oh, how I long for the day that I can log in
to Google's automatic translator and see this...


yoco: College Basketball

30 November 2005

Diabetes 'linked to Alzheimer's'

Hey, happy news for diabetics everywhere!
Having diabetes can increase a person's risk of developing Alzheimer's disease by up to 65%, scientists have found.

The researchers from Chicago's Rush University Medical Center identified the increased risk in a five-year study of more than 800 people.
In (hopefully) unrelated news, I forgot to take my Glucophage tonight.

Diabetes 'linked to Alzheimer's' - BBC News - Health

A plan to win in Iraq

From CNN (and everywhere else) this morning, news that the Administration is releasing a 38-page document, entitled "Our National Strategy for Victory in Iraq" (PDF, courtesy CNN) to be followed by an important speech at 9:50 AM ET.
The 38-page released document, titled "Our National Strategy for Victory in Iraq," attempts to define what victory in Iraq means in the short term, the "medium term" and the long term.

The plan calls for pursuing three tracks: political, security and economic. The tracks are broken down into eight pillars, including defeating terrorists and neutralizing the insurgency; helping Iraq strengthen its economy; and increasing international support for Iraq.
CNN.com: Bush speech aims to boost support for Iraq war

Related:

Save Darfur

Yesterday, New York Times columnist Nicholas Kristof wrote an op-ed on the genocide in the Sudan; while the Times article is behind their idiotic TimesSelect firewall, it is reproduced in its entirely at the SaveDarfur.org site.

Excerpt:
In 1915, Woodrow Wilson turned a blind eye to the Armenian genocide. In the 1940's, Franklin Roosevelt refused to bomb the rail lines leading to Auschwitz. In 1994, Bill Clinton turned away from the slaughter in Rwanda. And in 2005, President Bush is acquiescing in the first genocide of the 21st century, in Darfur.

Mr. Bush is paralyzed for the same reasons as his predecessors. There is no great public outcry, there are no neat solutions, we already have our hands full, and it all seems rather distant and hopeless.
Mr. Kristof has some concrete ideas about what can be done. (Read the whole thing.)

SaveDarfur.org

Firefox 1.5 is out

The best web browser just got a little better:

Firefox 1.5
is out, with a whole host of nifty new features.
  • Automated update to streamline product upgrades. Notification of an update is more prominent, and updates to Firefox may now be half a megabyte or smaller. Updating extensions has also improved.
  • Faster browser navigation with improvements to back and forward button performance.
  • Drag and drop reordering for browser tabs.
  • Improvements to popup blocking.
  • Clear Private Data feature provides an easy way to quickly remove personal data through a menu item or keyboard shortcut.
  • Answers.com is added to the search engine list.
  • Improvements to product usability including descriptive error pages, redesigned options menu, RSS discovery, and "Safe Mode" experience.
  • Better accessibility including support for DHTML accessibility and assistive technologies such as the Window-Eyes 5.5 beta screen reader for Microsoft Windows. Screen readers read aloud all available information in applications and documents or show the information on a Braille display, enabling blind and visually impaired users to use equivalent software functionality as their sighted peers.
  • Report a broken Web site wizard to report Web sites that are not working in Firefox.
  • Better support for Mac OS X (10.2 and greater) including profile migration from Safari and Mac Internet Explorer.
  • New support for Web Standards including SVG, CSS 2 and CSS 3, and JavaScript 1.6.
  • Many security enhancements.
You'll want to go get it now.

Go on, we'll wait.

29 November 2005

Propaganda 101

The Strategy Page, Information Warfare division, offers helpful hints on the best rhetorical techniques to use in propaganda.

(I devoutly wish that a good editor had given this article a once-over before posting, but the content is well worth reading nonetheless.)

Example, slightly reformatted and edited by me for ease of reading:
# 2. Backstroke: Systematically belittling the goals of the subject of the article as the goals are being listed. For every step forward for the subject, the propagandist pulls the reader back.

Example:

"This year, the political party's stated goal is to give the rally a warm atmosphere. We walked into the cave-like coliseum as the preparations for the rally were taking place. 'We're trying to create a family atmosphere,' said one representative of the party as he squinted into the harsh lights. 'There are the children's rides,' he said happily, pointing to where union workmen smashed open wooden crates with iron crowbars."
The Most Successful Propaganda Techniques (The Strategy Page)

Related resources:
Hat tip: Chapomatic

Q: Are we not men? A: We are Devo!

(Warning: Long, detailed post about how blogs are ranked. Skip right over this if you're not blog-obsessed.)

There's some de-evolution taking place in the TTLB Ecosystem -- a sort of taxonomy and pecking order for member bloggers, which "automagically" gives you an evaluation of where your blog fits in compared to other member blogs.

Most Ecosystem members display their status prominently on the front pages of their blogs (on enrevanche, it's in the right-hand column near the bottom: "I'm a ____ in the TTLB Ecosystem.")

Well, Ecosystem curator N.Z. Bear is tweaking the algorithms used to rank the members of the Ecosystem, and as a result enrevanche (along with many many other blogs) saw its status plummet overnight.

ttlb

In our case, even though our numeric rank in the Ecosystem is higher than it has ever been, we went from "Large Mammal" all the way down to "Flappy Bird" in a matter of hours, and I wouldn't be surprised to wake up in the morning and find that I am now a thermophilic aquatic bacterium (one of those odd little microscopic beasties that lives in hydrothermal vents on the ocean floor.)

A lot of people are up in arms about this (see the comments to N.Z. Bear's post) even though it's far from clear that the refining and the shakeouts are complete, but we're not worried.

First of all, and I truly mean this--I don't blog primarily to bring in an audience, though that's a happy side-effect. I blog because it's cheaper and more effective (for me) than psychotherapy.

Also, I'm not worried because I have a lot of different ways--none of them perfect, but all of them together presenting a useful picture--of measuring how the blog is growing and developing.

First, there's Sitemeter, which measures page views and unique visits, and sometimes captures some other useful information about where visitors are coming from and how they're finding us.

sitemeter

And Sitemeter tells me that, over the last year, our traffic has been slowly building; the trendline is in the right direction. (The spike in April was an aberration; different articles on the site were linked by MSNBC and Slate in the same month.) The number of unique visitors, the value in green, interests me more than total page views, the value in purple, though both are important pieces of information.

Sitemeter tells me that we're building and retaining an audience.

Then there's Technorati, which tells me who is linking to me and in what context. According to Technorati, there are 120 sites linking to enrevanche at the moment, and over 550 links coming in.

technorati

And if you check out who's linking to me at any given time, they are, by and large, good, well-written sites that are written, edited and maintained by people I respect. (11,322 may not be the Top of the Pops, but that's out of a claimed 22 million blogs indexed - meaning that we're in the 99.5% + percentile.)

Technorati tells me that we're getting noticed by the right people.

Since I started blogging, I have followed a very simple formula. I write about what interests me, and I put it out there. I don't spend a lot of time or energy promoting the blog; based on what seems to attract visitors, if I were to go whoring after traffic, I think I'd start over with a blog named "Controversy, Bloviation, Vitriol and Kittycat Pictures," but there's enough of that on enrevanche already, I think.

So we're just going to keep doing what we've been doing.

If you've stayed with me this far, thank you for your support.

28 November 2005

Phone sex, pornography and poker

Meet "Ruthie Ruthless" Parasol. The 38-year-old expatriate attorney has quietly become one of the richest people on the planet by selling vices--first over the phone lines, and now the Internet(s).

Her latest venture, an online poker room based in the offshore tax haven of Gibraltar, is making money hand over fist.

Billionaire Plays Her Cards Right in Online 'Gray Market' - Los Angeles Times

Gimme an Rx! (NYT)

Anyone who has seen the parade of sales representatives through a doctor's waiting room has probably noticed that they are frequently female and invariably good looking. Less recognized is the fact that a good many are recruited from the [college] cheerleading ranks.

[...]

T. Lynn Williamson, [the] cheering adviser at [the University of] Kentucky, says he regularly gets calls from recruiters looking for talent, mainly from pharmaceutical companies. "They watch to see who's graduating," he said.

"They don't ask what the major is," Mr. Williamson said. Proven cheerleading skills suffice. "Exaggerated motions, exaggerated smiles, exaggerated enthusiasm - they learn those things, and they can get people to do what they want."

Based on this penetrating analysis, I've got a great idea. We're having a hard time selling our foreign policy to the world these days, and our Secretary of Defense isn't the most charismatic fellow in the world, either...

I don't think we're gonna talk Condoleeza Rice into picking up the pompoms.

So. Anybody got the number for Vanna White's agent?

Gimme an Rx! Cheerleaders Pep Up Drug Sales - New York Times

27 November 2005

Carnival of the Cats. 88th edition...

...is now up over at IMAO.

Fahrenheit 1861

What would happen, do you think, if Ken Burns and Michael Moore were to get together and make a documentary?

Wonder no more.
Slave (voiceover): I have food, clothing, shelter, and health care. Life is good! I just hope those awful Republicans don't take it all away...
Ladies and gentlemen, Fahrenheit 1861 (at Google Video, created and produced by the folks at Jikes TV)

Hat tip: Inside Larry's Head

Mother Sheehan's Book Signing

Looks like somebody's 15 minutes are up.

Ouch.

Via Sweetness and Light, with a tip of the enrevanche chapeau to LGF.

High school diploma mills for NCAA athletes

The NCAA's academic eligibility requirements for incoming freshmen have given rise to a whole new species of ugliness and hypocrisy. Meet the modern-day high school diploma mill:
University High, which has no classes and no educational accreditation, appears to have offered the players little more than a speedy academic makeover.

The school's program illustrates that even as the N.C.A.A. presses for academic reforms, its loopholes are quickly recognized and exploited.

Athletes who graduated from University High acknowledged that they learned little there, but were grateful that it enabled them to qualify for college scholarships.

Lorenzo Ferguson, a second-year defensive back at Auburn, said he left Miami Southridge High School for University High, where after one month he had raised his average to 2.6 from 2.0.

"You take each course you failed in ninth or 10th grade," he said. "If it was applied math, you do them on the packets they give you. It didn't take that long. The answers were basically in the book."

The N.C.A.A. has allowed students to use correspondence school courses to meet eligibility requirements since 2000. That year, the N.C.A.A. also shifted the power to determine which classes count as core courses to high school administrators. In doing so, it essentially left schools to determine their own legitimacy.

"We're not the educational accreditation police," Diane Dickman, the N.C.A.A.'s managing director for membership services, said in September.
Clearly not. After reading the rest of this hopelessly sordid article, which documents frauds and forgeries ranging from the insignificant to the probably-felonious, I hope that the "accreditation police"--and perhaps the actual police--will get involved soon.

Poor Grades Aside, Athletes Get Into College on a $399 Diploma - New York Times

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This ain't good

A respected Japanese scientist, who works with the World Health Organization, has told New Scientist he fears that China’s official tally of laboratory-confirmed human bird flu fatalities – just three – is only the tip of the iceberg.

Masato Tashiro, head of virology at Tokyo’s National Institute of Infectious Disease – a WHO-collaborating centre for bird flu – showed a slide at a meeting of virologists in Marburg, Germany, on 19 November listing “several dozen” outbreaks in people, 300 deaths, 3000 people placed in isolation, and seven human-to-human transmissions. The meeting was reported in the German newspaper Frankfurter Allgemeine Zeitung.
New Scientist Breaking News - Official Chinese bird flu deaths could be 'tip of iceberg'

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26 November 2005

An alpha male on beta blockers

George Carlin's recent HBO special, "Life is Worth Losing," didn't make me laugh that hard, which is sad. Either he's changed, or I have, or we both have... I used to require supplementary oxygen for one of his shows.

But he did open with a slightly modified version of this tour de force; the old guy still has some grit, wit and spit left in him, along with the fart jokes.

From his recent book When Will Jesus Bring The Pork Chops? -- George Carlin's "A Modern Man."
A MODERN MAN
George Carlin

I'm a modern man, digital and smoke-free; a man for the millennium. A diversified, multi-cultural, post-modern deconstructionist; politically, anatomically and ecologically incorrect.

I've been uplinked and downloaded, I've been inputted and outsourced. I know the upside of downsizing, I know the downside of upgrading. I'm a high-tech low-life. A cutting-edge, state-of-the-art, bi-coastal multi-tasker, and I can give you a gigabyte in a nanosecond.

I'm new-wave, but I'm old-school; and my inner child is outward-bound.

I'm a hot-wired, heat-seeking, warm-hearted cool customer; voice-activated and bio-degradable.

I interface with my database; my database is in cyberspace; so I'm interactive, I'm hyperactive, and from time to time I'm radioactive.

Behind the eight ball, ahead of the curve, ridin' the wave, dodgin' the bullet, pushin' the envelope.

I'm on point, on task, on message, and off drugs. I've got no need for coke and speed; I've got no urge to binge and purge.

I'm in the moment, on the edge, over the top, but under the radar.

A high-concept, low-profile, medium-range ballistic missionary.

A street-wise smart bomb. A top-gun bottom-feeder.

I wear power ties, I tell power lies, I take power naps, I run victory laps.

I'm a totally ongoing, big-foot, slam-dunk rainmaker with a pro-active outreach.

A raging workaholic, a working rageaholic; out of rehab and in denial.

I've got a personal trainer, a personal shopper, a personal assistant, and a personal agenda.

You can't shut me up; you can't dumb me down.

'Cause I'm tireless, and I'm wireless. I'm an alpha-male on beta-blockers.

I'm a non-believer, I'm an over-achiever; Laid-back and fashion-forward. Up-front, down-home; low-rent, high-maintenance.

I'm super-sized, long-lasting, high-definition, fast-acting, oven-ready and built to last.

A hands-on, footloose, knee-jerk head case; prematurely post-traumatic, and I have a love child who sends me hate-mail.

But I'm feeling, I'm caring, I'm healing, I'm sharing. A supportive, bonding, nurturing primary caregiver.

My output is down, but my income is up. I take a short position on the long bond, and my revenue stream has its own cash flow.

I read junk mail, I eat junk food, I buy junk bonds, I watch trash sports.

I'm gender-specific, capital-intensive, user-friendly and lactose-intolerant.

I like rough sex; I like tough love. I use the f-word in my e-mail. And the software on my hard drive is hard-core--no soft porn.

I bought a microwave at a mini-mall. I bought a mini-van at a mega-store. I eat fast food in the slow lane. I'm toll-free, bite-size, ready-to-wear, and I come in all sizes.

A fully equipped, factory-authorized, hospital-tested, clinically proven, scientifically formulated medical miracle.

I've been pre-washed, pre-cooked, pre-heated, pre-screened, pre-approved, pre-packaged, post-dated, freeze-dried, double-wrapped and vacuum-packed.

And . . . I have unlimited broadband capacity.

I'm a rude dude, but I'm the real deal. Lean and mean. Cocked, locked and ready to rock; rough, tough and hard to bluff.

I take it slow, I go with the flow; I ride with the tide, I've got glide in my stride.

Drivin' and movin', sailin' and spinnin'; jivin' and groovin', wailin' and winnin'.

I don't snooze, so I don't lose. I keep the pedal to the metal and the rubber on the road. I party hearty, and lunchtime is crunch time.

I'm hangin' in, there ain't no doubt; and I'm hangin' tough. Over and out.

Committee to Protect Bloggers: Ahmad Seyyed Saraj Has Escaped into Turkey

An endangered Iranian blogger has managed to escape to eastern Turkey, per this article from the Committee to Protect Bloggers (pardon the nested quoting):
Ahmad Seyyed Saraj has escaped Iran to the Turkish city of Van, according to S'CAN-IRANIC.
Seraji, in an interview with Tabriz News Agency's Human Rights Bureau (here), confirmed that he had escaped Iran to Turkey illegally, as he did not possess any valid passport. He has already approached the United Nations High Commissioner's office in the city of Van, in eastern Turkey.

He clarified that overall he would be subjected to three years of incarceration. He clarified that his earlier two-year suspended conviction that he had received was mainly because he had enchained himself to the entrance door of the UN mission in Tehran about two years ago.

More importantly, Seraji added that during his arrest, in the summer of 2005, he was kept in the same part of the prison with inmates who were accused of murder, drug-trafficking, and other crimes. Later on, he was moved to another detention centre and was beaten up and tortured. His torturers told him that they could easily cut his veins so that it would appear that he had committed suicide!

I again call for all free-spirited people in the blogosphere to throw their support for Iranian webloggers, and especially Seyyed Ahmad Seyyed Seraji Tabrizi, who is now a fugitive in the city of Van in Turkey.

Anybody got any friends in Turkey, or at the UN?

Committee to Protect Bloggers: Ahmad Seyyed Saraj Has Escaped into Turkey


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In praise of Kayak.com

On the off chance that you don't already know about it, I'd like to tell you about a wonderful resource for travelers: Kayak.com, the travel search engine.

Kayak is *not* a travel agent, and they don't sell anything (thus, the Kayak corporate motto - Search with us, book with them.™) Their business is 100% advertising-supported, and is free for users; Kayak searches hundreds of travel, airline, hotel and rental car company sites, and consolidates and returns the best offers to you, along with a fairly unobtrusive column of advertisements, when you run a search.

I have been a long-time Expedia user for personal travel, and for business travel, I use a godawful corporate travel agent website that shall remain nameless (if you can't say something nice about someone, don't say anything at all.) I can generally plan most business *and* personal trips well in advance, meaning that I can do reasonably well for myself most of the time using these comparatively blunt instruments.

I'm finding that Kayak can sometimes do a little better for me even when I'm planning a trip a month in advance; where Kayak really shines, however, is finding the last-minute "drop everything, I gotta go now" fares.

When the travel-agent sites were refusing to show me anything but price-gouging full-fare tickets, Kayak often "knew" about a last-minute deal that the agent sites weren't letting me in on. I saved several hundred dollars on a *single* transaction this fall using Kayak... oh, did I mention that it's free?

Plus, the interface beats the travel agent sites all hollow: you can tweak your search *from the results page* without having to re-start from scratch.

kayak results
Oh, to be in Raleigh, now that winter's here.

Once you find the best fares or deals on Kayak, you can book directly with the airlines, hotels or rental car companies in question: Kayak makes it easy by linking directly to the appropriate site for the fare or deal that you find in your search results.

If your business forces you to use a corporate travel agency (cough, hack, spit) you can use Kayak ahead of time and go to that site (or talk to those folks) armed with the knowledge you need to "massage" your search terms precisely to achieve the desired result.

I don't know how I ever managed without it.

Cheap Airfare, Hotel Reservations, Car Rentals - Kayak.com

(I have no affiliation with Kayak, other than being an extremely satisfied user.)

25 November 2005

George Best, soccer's first superstar, dies

"I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest, I just squandered."

George Best, former Manchester United superstar, died today, aged 59.

George Best, soccer's first superstar, dies (Reuters)

Kindly refrain from Xeroxing your ass

With the office Christmas party right around the corner, some helpful advice from Canon: after you'd had a few, don't get naked and hop up on the office copier for a little xerographic souvenir:
Photocopier supplier Canon is warning customers to take better care of their office equipment during the Christmas period, claiming that the festive season traditionally leads to a 25 percent hike in service calls due to incidents such as the classic backside copying prank.

Such a stunt, a mainstay of the office party, often results in cracked glass on the copier, with 32 percent of Canon technicians claiming to have been called out to fix glass plates during the Christmas period after attempts to copy body parts went wrong.
Confessions of a photocopier repairman >> CNET News.com

Trusting the teacher in the grey-flannel suit (Economist)

Management guru Peter Drucker (who, among many other achievements, was one of the first to spot the shift to the knowledge-based economy, way back in the early 1950s) died earlier this month, at the ripe old age of 95.

There's a lovely remembrance and appreciation of him, and his work, in this week's Economist:
The man who became famous as an American management thinker was really a Viennese Jewish intellectual. The author of this article once visited him in his home in Claremont, California—a modest affair when set beside the mansions of most management gurus. His choice of a restaurant for lunch was more modest still. But as Mr Drucker talked it was easy to forget about the giant plastic wagon wheels that decorated the walls or even the execrable food. He talked with his deep, heavy Teutonic accent about meeting Sigmund Freud (as a boy), John Maynard Keynes and Ludwig Wittgenstein (as a student at Cambridge). He said that he liked to keep his mind fresh by taking up a new subject every three or four years (he was heavily immersed in early medieval Paris at the time). The overall effect was rather like listening to Isaiah Berlin channelled by Henry Kissinger.
Peter Drucker: Trusting the teacher in the grey-flannel suit (The Economist)

Drucker hated the term "guru," of course. He once quipped that people like him were called "gurus" by journalists "because 'charlatan' is too long for a headline" (or, alternatively, "because 'charlatan' is too hard to spell.")

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24 November 2005

What Mister Gato is grateful for

He's happy that turkey is such an effective delivery vehicle for the amino acid tryptophan, which seems to induce sleepiness in mammals.

Tryptophan coma
Zzzzzzzzzz.

Here, a turkey-stuffed chef and a turkey-stuffed tomcat are sacked out (photo by still-conscious wife; the white object protruding from under the comforter that Mister G. is resting his head on is my enormous, sock-clad foot.)

Be sure to check out the Friday Ark at The Modulator for more bloggers' pets from around the world - and don't miss the Carnival of the Cats on Sunday, this week hosted at IMAO.

(If you're a catblogger yourself, don't pass up the chance to join Ferdinand T. Cat's "Cat Lovers Community.")

And add yourself to our Frappr map, won't you?

Check out our Frappr!

Update: Carrie has some additional Mister Gato catblogging this week, for those of you who simply can't get enough.

The bird is the word

So the turkey turned out all right.


Chef with entree, Thanksgiving 2005

For the most part, we had a sensible Thanksgiving dinner; although the traditional cornbread dressing was carb-laden, we had steamed carrots, stewed squash and whole-berry cranberry sauce as sides, and not even my endocrinologist could complain about any of those. I even refrained from making a heavy gravy... though I must confess that I saved the pan drippings, and may not be able to resist doing so tomorrow.

Here's what it all looked like plated up.

Plated Up
Could have been worse.

Definition of South, Southern Is Changing (AP)

CARY, N.C. Nov 23, 2005 — The joke around here is that this town's name is really an acronym for "Containment Area for Relocated Yankees." As far as Vernon Yates is concerned, they haven't been contained well enough.

Nearly surrounded by pricey subdivisions, the cinderblock Yates Grocery and Farm Supply sells neither anymore. As if things weren't bad enough, style maven Martha Stewart has chosen this Raleigh suburb to build a signature neighborhood of houses designed after her homes in Maine and New York.
I grew up right around the corner from Cary, and I remember when it was a sleepy rural town that was just beginning to develop as a bedroom community for Research Triangle Park commuters.

And now it's getting a Martha Stewart-branded subdivision? Oy.

This is a very good story about changing ways in the South, and Cary was the perfect example to pick. (AP writer Allen Breed is based in Raleigh, NC, my hometown.)

Definition of South, Southern is Changing (AP, via ABC News)

Things to be thankful for

In a lot of ways, 2005 hasn't been the best year for me. I got quite sick this spring and was diagnosed as a diabetic; both of my parents were hospitalized and wound up doing extended stays in nursing homes, and late last month my father passed away.

Despite all the personal turmoil and upheaval, however, I have many things to be thankful for.

And as I drink my morning coffee and contemplate the preparation of the annual Thanksgiving meal (low-carb version) here's a short and non-all-inclusive list:

Loved ones. My wonderful wife, two dogs and a cat--whom I have been together with in peace and harmony for 10 years (wife), 9 years (Chow Chows), and almost 2 years (irascible tomcat) respectively.

family portrait
Worth a thousand words.

Also, thank God, my Mom is still alive and strong (and back home now), and I'm also grateful for my extended biological family... and not least for my extended family of *choice*, the friends I've known forever and whom I love like blood kin (and in some cases... nah, we won't go there.)

Health. I continue to struggle with issues related to my diabetes, but things are going much better than they were; I am very lucky to live in a place where I have access to, and the means to pay for, excellent medical care. And as for Carrie, the light of my life, this past summer we celebrated five years of excellent health after a bad scare.

Work. I bitch about it, but I like my job and the people I work with. I also remember a time, in the not too distant past (after the collapse of the dot-com companies, closely followed by 9/11) when it was hard to get work. That was a bad, crazy time, and I'd much rather have too much work to do than not enough.

Geography. Not the subject in school, but the fact that I was incredibly fortunate enough to be born in a free, wealthy, and diverse country, and that I now live on a very nice small island off the coast of that country. These accidents of geography mean that I am free to think and say what I want and live as I wish, for the most part. (And that I can get a pastrami sandwich delivered to my door by a pre-operative transsexual at 3 in the morning, should I so choose.)

Happy Thanksgiving, everybody.

Firearms: A poor substitute for bolt-cutters

A comparative study of various kinds of personal armament vs. inexpensive hardware-store padlocks.

locks
One rifle round (a .308) blew the bottom of
the lock clean off... but it held.

Lessons learned:

1. "How hard is it to shoot off a lock?" Answer: Very hard.

2. Pistols won't shoot a lock off or even penetrate the lock.

3. Pistols are pistols and rifles are rifles. Enough said.

4. I now understand why our troops are often seen carrying "breeching [sic] shotguns" on their backs and a rifle in their hands. Shotguns will blow a lock off. Rifles will blow holes through a lock, but will not reliably shoot one off.

5. The rifles went through the locks with ease. It is obvious that you could "knaw" [sic] off the lock, little by little with a rifle, but a shotgun does it with one shot.
The Box O' Truth #5 - The Locks O' Truth

(Hat tip: Boing Boing)

Back in Pajamas again

So, the ill-fated launch lurches on... backpedaling furiously from the "Open Source Media" backlash, the wise heads behind the "Pajamas Media" revolution have decided to rebrand their company as...

Pajamas Media.

You know, I was available for consulting on this renaming thing, but nobody asked me.

Too bad, because I have the perfect name... a concept that blends both "Open Source" *and* "Pajamas."

Ladies and gentlemen... "Open Kimono Media."
[to go open kimono]

v. To reveal everything to someone. Once you have
gone open kimono, you have nothing more to hide. (This is the more common sense.)

v. To give someone a tantalising glimpse of a project (i.e., enough to get him interested but not enough to give any secrets.)

This is an interesting example of the same IBM JARGON* having two rather different meanings. This may, and does, cause amusing misunderstandings at times.

Source: IBM Jargon file
Originally a term of art at Big Blue (where I started my IT careeer), "Open Kimono," as a concept, has now spread throughout the computer and consulting industry.

Come on, admit it. You love it. It's perfect. It's exhibitionistic, self-contradictory, and fun.

23 November 2005

Windows AntiSpyware (Beta) Updated

On Monday, Microsoft released a new version of its Windows AntiSpyware tool (reportedly soon to be renamed Windows Defender.)

If you're not currently using an active-defense anti-spyware tool on your Windows PC or if you're using an older version of the Microsoft AntiSpyware tool, you'll want to get this:

Windows AntiSpyware Beta Updated (Nov 21, 2005)

Main improvements: The expiration date for this version is July 31, 2006... and it finds and removes the Sony DRM rootkit.

For the record, I actually prefer and recommend CounterSpy, which costs $20 and is well worth it, as the standard anti-spyware tool of choice for Windows machines. It's built on the same codebase, from Giant Software, as the Microsoft tool, but has more stringent and aggressive rules for spyware identification and removal. And Counterspy's publisher sells a second copy half-price for two-computer households; you can protect your desktop and your laptop for $30.

Reason #4,321 why I love New York

Carrie brought something home from the office that we both thought was a cold, but now it seems like Something More. Not to put too fine a point on it, I spent an extremely unpleasant night with GI distress, and am home sick from the office today.

I just called up our preferred neighborhood deli to order a few things for delivery - whole wheat bread for toast, skim milk, Saltine crackers, bananas, etc.

Clearly, I was ordering for a (temporary) invalid. "Ach, you're not feeling well!" the nice Lebanese man who runs the deli says to me on the phone. "We have homemade chicken soup today. I'm sending you some."

New York: the city where even Muslim grocerymen are Jewish mothers.

Bill in Exile: Terrence at Red One

Scott over at Bill In Exile (ordinarily NSFW, but not these links, unless you consider stomach-wrenching descriptions of combat casualties NSFW) takes a little time off from his tales of hot man-on-man action at the gym to describe quite *another* kind of man-on-man action that is quite a *different* kind of "hot," in this trio of posts recounting a fellow Marine's experiences at the Battle of Tarawa in 1943:
Much more than a "so there I was, no shit..." war story, this is an epic story of manhood and bravery above and beyond the call.
When we got to the beach it was like walking from Hell into an even worse Hell. I’m telling you Scott the water washing up on shore was purple with blood and there were bodies and body parts of Marines everywhere. The guys from Kilo Company and India Company that had hit the beach first were all mixed together and hiding behind this seawall made out of coconut logs and reinforced concrete and the Japs were just plastering the beach with artillery and machine gun fire. Everyone was huddled behind the wall and I was right next to Sergeant Keller who had just had his wound treated and I was huddling with Jimmy Quinn and trying to keep us both from getting killed.

There were times in the first fifteen or twenty minutes on that beach that Jimmy and I just held onto each other for dear life and when we took some artillery hits really close we were both screaming at the tops of our lungs. They taught you to do that to keep from bursting your ear drums from the concussion but also because you were scared shitless and couldn’t do much else other than scream.
Go read them all. And then ask yourselves the rhetorical question that Scott asks at the end of part 3.

22 November 2005

Adios, Ted Koppel

So tonight is Ted Koppel's last Nightline show. (See, e.g., the AP story for the kind of wet, sloppy farewell sendoff he's been getting in the media for the last several days.)

I am old enough to remember Nightline before it had that name... back when it was a nightly briefing about the Iranian Embassy crisis called "America Held Hostage: Day (#)" (where the number represented the number of days the hostages had been in captivity.)

Like any program that's been on the air for twenty-five years plus, Nightline has had its ups and downs, but it has consistently been one of the most intelligent news shows on network television.

In all the coverage of Koppel's legacy, however, I haven't read or heard *anyone* make, to me, what is the most pertinent observation. (And pardon me while I channel Joe Franklin for just one second...)

My friends, Koppel is the only person in the history of the television medium to go up against Johnny Carson, in Carson's time slot, and survive.

In fact, moving Nightline onto the permanent roster in 1980 was a masterstroke of counterprogramming. Nobody was going to compete with Johnny in a talk-show format. But it turned out that there was a late-night audience for hard news, and Nightline found it, and developed it, and made a bunch of money for ABC over the years.