Note for proselytizers: A certain baseline intelligence is required

Editor's Notes: Less Smiting; More Compelling Central Character

Jock #1: If I give you a book, will you read it?
Jock #2: Yeah. What's the title?
Jock #1: It's called The New Testament.
Jock #2: Man, I had to read the old version for class...

--Fordham University

Overheard by: jack

via Overheard in New York, May 15, 2007