When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. - Hunter S. Thompson

11 April 2005

Greetings, Imprisoned Citizens of the United States!

The Unitarian Jihad has spoken! (Jon Carroll, San Francisco Chronicle, April 8, 2005.)
We are Unitarian Jihad. There is only God, unless there is more than one God. The vote of our God subcommittee is 10-8 in favor of one God, with two abstentions. Brother Flaming Sword of Moderation noted the possibility of there being no God at all, and his objection was noted with love by the secretary.
Related: Get your Unitarian Jihad nom de guerre at the Unitarian Jihad Name Generator. (I will henceforth be known as "The Machine Gun of Sweet Reason.")

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