It's easy to determine whether the pilot light is lit on the stove.
Q: Where is the cat sleeping? A: Some place nice and warm.
(Earlier Mister Gato posts: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11 and 12. See The Modulator and The Carnival of the Cats for more bloggers' cats from around the world.)