Karl Rove's Ringside Boasts

In which Turd Blossom/Boy Genius channels for The Greatest Of All Time:

I done wrassled with an atheist, I done tussled with McCain, handcuffed abortion, sabotaged your campaign. Only last week I murdered the environment, injured the U.N., hospitalized the liberal machine—I’m so low I make Nixon look clean.

Yankee Pot Roast: Karl Rove's Ringside Boasts (Michael Rottman, October 10, 2005)