When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. - Hunter S. Thompson

09 January 2006

Vengeful mouse sets house ablaze

Alert enrevanche reader John V. points us to this story:
A mouse got its revenge against a homeowner who tried to dispose of it in a pile of burning leaves. The blazing creature ran back to the man's house and set it on fire.

Luciano Mares, 81, of Fort Sumner [New Mexico] said he caught the mouse inside his house and wanted to get rid of it.

"I had some leaves burning outside, so I threw it in the fire, and the mouse was on fire and ran back at the house," Mares said from a motel room Saturday...

Oh, dude. If you had just made room at your place for a homeless kittycat, you wouldn't be homeless now yourself. Mr. Mouse's Richard Pryor imitation just cost you your domicile!

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CNN.com - Vengeful mouse sets house ablaze - Jan 8, 2006

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