When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. - Hunter S. Thompson

05 July 2006

Why I'm awake at four in the morning

INTERIOR. NIGHT. A small Greenwich Village apartment, in an old and incompletely mouseproofed building.

Wife (groggily): What's that noise?
Husband: It sounds... like a cat meowing, with his mouth full.
Mister Gato (jumping onto bed, with half-dead mouse clamped in his teeth): Mrrrrowf!

1 comment:

Sissy Willis said...

"Mrrrrowf!" Is that Gatoese for "Mouse!"?