Advertisement in the Battle Creek (Mich.) Enquirer.Full service hotel looking to expand its existing food operation with a quality Sioux chief. Salary range 25KO, commensurate with experience.The place must serve a lot of buffalo burgers.
THERE’LL ALWAYS BE ENGLAND
From the Washington Post.After he was exposed, Lambton told an intelligence officer that he had thrown himself into a “frenzied” round of “gardening and debauchery” to get over the fact that he had lost a three-year battle over the use of his father’s title.*****
FOR ONCE, WE’RE SPEECHLESS DEPT.
From an advice column in the Lansing (Mich.) State Journal.For fun and to try to mix this up a little, you two might develop a verbal or visual cue that is subtler than simply asking for sex. For instance when one of you mentions Vice President Cheney, that’s your code.*****
EVENTS WE DIDN’T ATTEND
From the St. Helena (Calif.) Star.St. Helena urologist Dr. James Woolley will present the facts on basic bladder health, and Glenn Ratterree from Steves Hardware, will present advice on the basics of do-it-yourself plumbing during a free course in basic home maintenance and a lesson on the challenges of midlife bladder control.