NewsFlash: Man Asks Directions. Scientists Baffled.via Overheard in New York, Dec 2, 2007
Tourist: Excuse me, can you tell me how to get to 37th Street?
Tourist: Well, I'm visiting...
Hipster: Look, man... You're on 42nd Street now. Walk that way, and if the sign says 43rd Street, you're going the wrong way. Turn around and go the other way. When the numbers go down, you're going the right way.
Tourist: So, the streets are numerical.
Passerby #1: Jesus Christ!
Passerby #2: Oh, you people stop it! He didn't know there would be math on his trip to the city.
--42nd & 8th
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. - Hunter S. Thompson