Tomorrow --Wood-Chippers and Car Trunks!
Student: So how can we use this information to our advantage?via Overheard in New York, Apr 26, 2008
Professor: Well, if you were ever going to kill someone you would want to bury them in wet ground.
Student: Like a swamp?
Professor, with evil grin: A swamp would be ideal.
--Electromagnetics Lecture, Columbia University
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. - Hunter S. Thompson