When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. - Hunter S. Thompson

11 January 2009

Add thick, lightly-salted slices of ripe homegrown tomato and she becomes heaven itself

White-haired man with thick New York accent: She's like a mayonnaise sandwich on Wonder bread.
Younger woman: Ugh, that's awful!

--56th St & 2nd Ave

via Overheard in New York, Jan 11, 2009

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