"A woman jailed after four of her infant daughter's toes were gnawed off says the family's pet ferret did it, not their pit bull pup as police had said."(AP, via CNN.)
I'm from the South, so I can say this... and I'm just guessing about where and how this Benton, Louisiana family lives, but in your heart you know I'm right:
A ferret *and* a pit bull in a single-wide? Damn.