I am the very model of a modern Libertarian:There's much, much more.
I teem with glowing notions for proposals millenarian,
I've nothing but contempt for ideologies collectivist
(My own ideas of social good tend more toward the Objectivist).
You see, I've just discovered, by my intellectual bravery,
That civic obligations are all tantamount to slavery;
And thus that ancient pastime, viz., complaining of taxation,
Assumes the glorious aspect of a war for liberation!
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. - Hunter S. Thompson
20 July 2007
With apologies to Messrs. Gilbert and Sullivan
Kim Plofker swings for the fences: