Yuppie customer: Can we have the tasting menu?Overheard by: The Professor via Overheard in New York, Jul 15, 2007
Waitress: You eat everything?
Yuppie customer: Yeah, sure.
Yuppie customer: I'll eat the asshole if you put a tasty sauce on it.
Waitress: We don't serve assholes here.
Yuppie customer: This is New York. How do you stay in business?
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. - Hunter S. Thompson