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02 December 2005

Chapomatic: The next major Iraq War scandal

In a courageous act of investigative journalism, Chapomatic uncovers the next big scandal to come out of Iraq:
Administration officials anonymously confirm that little-known squads of men attached to the Department of Defense have been using weapons that shoot projectiles with extremely toxic chemical characteristics, and a form of burning chemical accelerant that is known to kill. Internet photos discovered by Chapomatic reporters have shown gruesome post-Falluja video evidence of persons in civilian clothes grievously injured or even killed by the sheer velocity of the projectile, even before the poisonous lead-based projectile has had a chance to take chemical effect.
The horror.

Chapomatic >> Major scandal about to blow

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