TOPEKA, KS—As the debate over the teaching of evolution in public schools continues, a new controversy over the science curriculum arose Monday in this embattled Midwestern state. Scientists from the Evangelical Center For Faith-Based Reasoning are now asserting that the long-held 'theory of gravity' is flawed, and they have responded to it with a new theory of Intelligent Falling.The Onion: Evangelical Scientists Refute Gravity With New 'Intelligent Falling' Theory
'Things fall not because they are acted upon by some gravitational force, but because a higher intelligence, 'God' if you will, is pushing them down,' said Gabriel Burdett, who holds degrees in education, applied Scripture, and physics from Oral Roberts University.
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. - Hunter S. Thompson
23 August 2005
Alert and vigilant enrevanche reader and pal Laurie points us to this important corollary to Pastafarianism: