Or, "I'm (next to) a little teapot."
Mister Gato loves (among other things) sources of warmth and the smell of green tea.
In this picture, our little feline bodhisattva positively radiates Zenlike serenity and calm while lying on the stovetop next to a fresh pot of green tea, warming his hindquarters and head simultaneously and pleasing his olfactory and aesthetic senses as well.
When Friday rolls around, visit the Friday Ark at The Modulator to check out more bloggers' pets from around the world--and don't miss the 108th edition of the Carnival of the Cats on Sunday, hosted at Begin Each Day As If It Were On Purpose (great blog name.)
Update: In the comments thread, Sissy suggests "puddysattva," which I wish I'd thought of.