When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. - Hunter S. Thompson

19 May 2006

Dear NSA

Have a question? Just ask!
Q: Should I be worried about this red bump on my arm?
A: You should be more worried about the lump on your kidney.

Q: My wife suggested that I get this new haircut, how does it look?
A: It's fine -- but what's up with the pedicure?

Q: Where's Waldo?
A: We're still looking, but you can trust that we're following up on many excellent leads.

Q: I'm interviewing with AT&T, can you put in a good word for me?
A: Already taken care of.
Dear NSA.com

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