Airport security: Sir, we've been informed that you are carrying a firearm aboard this plane.
Flight attendant: I overheard him say he was going to disassemble his firearm!
Suit: FLY ROD! Disassemble my FLY ROD!
Flight attendant: Oh. Whoops.
--Jet Blue plane, JFKvia Overheard in New York, Jun 6, 2006