When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. - Hunter S. Thompson

06 June 2006

When fishermen break bad

He'd Better Get Free Pretzels

Airport security: Sir, we've been informed that you are carrying a firearm aboard this plane.
Suit: WHAT?!
Flight attendant: I overheard him say he was going to disassemble his firearm!
Suit: FLY ROD! Disassemble my FLY ROD!
Flight attendant: Oh. Whoops.

--Jet Blue plane, JFK

via Overheard in New York, Jun 6, 2006

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