Ah, the University of Life
Little boy: I know three things about aliens. One, they don't have hair. Two, they don't have mouths. Three, they don't have privates.via Overheard in New York, Apr 22, 2007
20-something: Then how do you know if it's a boy or a girl alien?
Little boy: Um, they're not boys or girls. They're its... Or she-males.
20-something: Where did you learn 'she-males' from?!
Little boy: Third Avenue.
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. - Hunter S. Thompson