I Found a Roach in a Baguette There One Time. True Story.via Overheard in New York, May 7, 2007
Man: Jesus, I need glasses.
Woman: How come?
Man: That sign, 'Hot and Crusty.' A couple of blocks ago it looked like 'Hat and Cruelty.' I know this is New York, but that just had to be wrong.
--89th & Broadway
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. - Hunter S. Thompson