Wednesday One-Liners Are on Red Alertvia Overheard in New York, Oct 4, 2006
Hobo: If you see an unattended bag or package, please report it to the nearest New York Police Officer or MTA worker. If one is not around, tell me. I'll open that shit up.
--4 train, Fulton St[...]
British tourist: But there were two Empire State buildings, right? That fell?
Lady to nervous woman: Can I ask you a question? I ain't a terrorist or nothin'. I'm from New Haven.
--111th & Broadway
British bloke: You mean they don't have any missiles here, in Manhattan?
--Grand & Broadway
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. - Hunter S. Thompson