When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. - Hunter S. Thompson

04 October 2006

The humor alert code is "orange"

Wednesday One-Liners Are on Red Alert

Hobo: If you see an unattended bag or package, please report it to the nearest New York Police Officer or MTA worker. If one is not around, tell me. I'll open that shit up.

--4 train, Fulton St


British tourist: But there were two Empire State buildings, right? That fell?

--WTC site


Lady to nervous woman: Can I ask you a question? I ain't a terrorist or nothin'. I'm from New Haven.

--111th & Broadway


British bloke: You mean they don't have any missiles here, in Manhattan?

--Grand & Broadway

via Overheard in New York, Oct 4, 2006

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