Wednesday One-Liners Are on Red Alertvia Overheard in New York, Oct 4, 2006
Hobo: If you see an unattended bag or package, please report it to the nearest New York Police Officer or MTA worker. If one is not around, tell me. I'll open that shit up.
--4 train, Fulton St
[...]British tourist: But there were two Empire State buildings, right? That fell?
--WTC site
[...]
Lady to nervous woman: Can I ask you a question? I ain't a terrorist or nothin'. I'm from New Haven.
--111th & Broadway
[...]
British bloke: You mean they don't have any missiles here, in Manhattan?
--Grand & Broadway
04 October 2006
The humor alert code is "orange"
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