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04 November 2005

Panexa. Ask your doctor for a reason to take it.

The "Important Safety Information" should be read thoroughly first, though.
PANEXA is a prescription drug that should only be taken by patients experiencing one of the following disorders: metabolism, binocular vision, digestion (solid and liquid), circulation, menstruation, cognition, osculation, extremes of emotion. For patients with coronary heart condition (CHC) or two separate feet (2SF), the dosage of PANEXA should be doubled to ensure that twice the number of pills are being consumed...
MERD | Panexa (Acidachrome Promanganate)

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