Rating white trashiness

I am 21% White Trash.

I, my friend, have class. I am so not white trash. . I am more than likely Democrat, and my place is neat, and there is a good chance I may never drink wine from a box.

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@ FualiDotCom

Hmm. Well, these sociological testing instruments are notoriously inaccurate, y'all.

To borrow something Florence King once said about lesbianism ("I don't mind being thought of as a pervert...")

I don't mind being thought of as high-class, but I'd die if someone thought I were a Democrat.